One Night Stand Costume

Hello,
My name is stephanie (AKA) Pinky I am 40ish yrs old & live in the greater bay area ca...
Oh boy this off the hook, I never ever ever wanted to wear this myself, But I did want to make this silly costume. I did tell a few friends they laughed SO SO HARD How I came up with the Idea.? Well I guess a person who has not had sex for a very long time! How I made it easy, my tall I did tell a few friends they laughed SO SO HARD

1. I went got some styraphome, cut out a round circle then cut out the middle for the waist,

2. BUT then I just had to roll out the lacy pretty white fabric, I just so happen to have. I just went in & out & around the styraphone I cut to be worn as a table, letting it drape long like a table cloth, I used hot glue stick to keep everything on it as you will see on the front of the table is my cigaretts, ashtray, book of matches my diamond braclet, turning to my left on the table you will see a bottle of asprin, some change $$, then around on the back side you will see a cell phone a little black phone book, then next, a rubber in the packet, next the box of the YOURS & MINE K-Y JELLY COUPLES LUBERCANTE THEN S SMALL BOTTLE OF PURFUM, FINGER NAIL POLISH, HAIR CLIPS, & FINALLY A FEW SMALL WRAPED GIFTS.......i HOPE YOU WILL GET A GOOD LAUGH A FEW PICTURES FROM HALLOWEEN NIGHT YES I WON EVERY WHERE I WENT THANK YOU FOR ALL THE FUN
MAY GOD BLESS U
STEPHANIE